The first thing when fighting any enemy: Know thy foe. If you want to fight velociraptors, then you have to know what your up against.

Name: Velociraptor Mongolienses

Size: Current scientific evidence says they are about the size of a turkey (what do they know?).

However, we say its about 2m high.

Intelligence Lvl: Very high level of cognitive function. Able to open doors. The first takes 5 minutes, and half that time for each one thereafter.

Speed: 25m/s on open ground, 10m/s in enclosed spaces and 10m/s if injured.

Weapons: Sickle claw on each foot, lots of teeth!

Tends to form equilateral triangles around potential prey.

Given the amount of velociraptor fear on the internet, I am writing a guide to velociraptor defense. Being a dinosaur ‘enthusiast’ (i don’t like the term nerd) and being an avid Jurassic Park fan, it gives me the (cough) credentials to write such a piece. Whenever I’m not busy, i’ll write something up on raptors, or raptor defense.

It’s that time of year. Thats right, exams. U no what? i fucking hate them.

Especially fractional and negative powers. The most annoying fucking thing ever in maths. Whats the fucking point of them anyway? is some arsehole going to write a price tag as a fractional power. NO! unless that person is a complete-fucking-tightarse.

Can anyone tell me the purpose of fractional powers, or is it just gimmicky?

I found this website when seacrhing for mechs on the internet the other day.

Its been around for ages-but I hope you enjoy.

www.brickshelf.com

My school has the shortest fucking recess ever, and it shits me. We have 20-fucking-minutes worth of recess. 20 minutes!!!!! half the time we only get fucking 15, because our teachers don’t fucking let us out on time! Who decided that we only need 20-fucking-minutes? what an R-tard.

Is anyone else as pissed as me about the triggers in the age of empires series? I mean what the fuck? their are only 3 attributes of a person you can change. Attack, HP and Name. WTF? in empire earth you could change fucking everything!

BTW: does anyone who reads my blog play Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds?

My heart goes out to the people in burma, who have recently been hit by the cyclone. But their’s one bone i have to pick. cyclone NARGRIS? what the fuck kind of name is that? It sounds like some kind of bodily disorder! ‘oh what happened to your knee’ ‘oh i got a nargris on the weekend’ WTF? who the fuck names these cyclones? What next? cyclone bloody mary?

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If you got to the bottom, soz for wasting ur time.

You have probably seen my rant on feminism. Now that i look back, it’s not that good of an argument. So, i have refined it.The begining feminists, like Germaine Greer, who fought for the rights of women, i deeply respect. These people fought hypocrisy and double-standards, and came out on top. It’s the radical second wave-feminists that wrote things like ‘the SCUM manifesto’ which basicaly blames all the world’s problems on men, and urges women into a violent uprising that irritates me. Also the fact that women can have women’s only clubs (like fernwood) but if men create men’s-only clubs, the feminists will be down on them like a tonne of bricks. Boy will i give them hell when i get to Uni.

hello unfortunate bloggers who have found my rants! I am here today to tell you my musical preferences. Their are 2 songs that stop my blood boiling-very good for someone like me. For any one like me (their has to be someone) I advise listening to ‘when you were young’ and ‘Mr. Brightside’ by the Killers. I’m listening to them right now. Their brilliantly written, and are very calming.